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TBE Restroom Chanukah Registry


No, not with installation – who are you kidding?
 
No, still sans labor – you are such a joker

 
For those randomly inclined
Honestly now, haven’t you always wanted to buy the Temple a toilet? You will be loaded -- or is it unloaded? -- with a lifetime of witty expressions that others will want to flush
Sweet for those who like to go with the flow
That you get to kindle (we need to ask the Rabbis if a blessing would add a spiritual dimension)
 For those who are disinclined to let it all hang out
 With every breath, hear the chorus of “hallelujah” from our choir

Need to relieve stress after the elections?  -- this may be your therapy
A choice for you “people people”
Enter the mystery of not knowing which half is yours or the physical universe of claiming any side you want
What a naming opportunity!!  A life’s dream!!  Choose between a plaque or graffiti.  Or you can remain anonymous, if you insist.  An extra perk, we will be happy to create private meditation opportunities for you in your new sanctuary.
Enter in an amount--no need to hold it in!
Tue, May 6 2025 8 Iyar 5785